Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Journeys Into The Transmundane - Vol. 1 "The Bacon Explosion!"

A new feature we'll be having in the blog, to further cement the place's title of truly being "Wasted Space". Weird, disturbing, or gross things I find in my many strange journeys across the strange, fruitful world of the World Wide Web. Today's inaugural entry...

The Edible Death Log - AKA: The Bacon Explosion!

This disturbed beauty, as per the instructions listed on the website I found it one, consists of the following.

2 pounds thick cut bacon
2 pounds Italian sausage
1 jar of your favorite barbeque sauce
1 jar of your favorite barbeque rub

So, in other words, that's four pounds of pig parts mashed together and rolled into a log that resembles a really dried up, but shockingly long and wide piece of excrement. To further hit home the point of this, here's another shot of it with a rather turd-ish, glossy sheen to it.

And a shot of this thing cut in half so you can get a good glimpse of what's inside. Shock! There's more bacon!

Click the link, there are tons of pictures of this beast as it's progressively made, including the bacon woven net that makes up the beast's outer shell.

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